This blog gets almost 200 hits a day. It’s not a lot of traffic but it’s enough to make me curious. Who are all these people and how did they find my blog in the first place?
Well, it turns out they stumbled onto this site while searching the Internet for pictures of big butts.
How do I know this? Because some German guy who likes big butts sent me an e-mail this week, which I have cut and pasted below:
hi sarah,
i’am thomas from germany. i was searching for "big butts" on the web and than i found your blogger-website.
i can see your gorgeous butt on a tiny image . . . i wish i can get a very BIG IMAGE OF YOUR GREAT BUTT. . .
please send me a message if u intressted to chat with me anywhere . . . ;)
and PLEASE . . . send me this gorgeous pic of your great butt in yeans . . . hmmmm . . .
thx . . . greez from germany
thomas
So I did what anyone would do* in this situation. I immediately laughed my ass off. Then I went to Google, did an image search and typed in "big butt." And there it was. My butt was the third image to pop up on the screen. Out of thousands! And my butt’s not even big.
Plus, the picture is totally G-rated. I’m wearing jeans and a black turtleneck. It’s more Amish than sexy.
I’m not sure if I should be insulted or flattered that my ass has such a high Google ranking in the "big butt" category.
In case you’re wondering how my butt ended up on the Internet, it’s all very innocent. I posted this picture to go along with this story about how I was packing some extra junk in the truck after I stopped exercising due to an injury. It was meant to be tongue-in-cheek (no pun intended).
Now it just feels dirty.
* I also sent Thomas a very BIG IMAGE OF MY GREAT BUTT because he asked so nicely.
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