My friend Laura gave me a very useful birthday present last week.
Get your mind out of the gutter, people. It's not a sex toy. It's a banana protector!
According to the Banana Guard website, the device was created by three Vancouver ER doctors who were concerned about "the fruitless amount of banana trauma and abuse taking place in the world . . . You can now take your banana to work, school or play secure in the knowledge that no harm will come to it."
Yay! No more squashed bananas in my bag!